We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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