Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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