I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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