i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just sucked dick on a ferry
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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