i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think I sprained my soul last night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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