I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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