we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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