I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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