I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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