Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
