8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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