Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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