Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
