I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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