Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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