You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
