don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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