You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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