normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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