like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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