Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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