You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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