rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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