Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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