Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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