I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
