I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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