i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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