so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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