Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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