I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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