i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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