Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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