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(973): View more from New Jersey

don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.

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(520): View more from Arizona

please come you make the beer taste better

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(404): View more from Georgia

i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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(863): View more from Florida

I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good

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(407): View more from Florida

hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate

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(417): View more from Missouri

Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

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(801): View more from Utah

New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.

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(614): View more from Ohio

THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.

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