I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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