I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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