the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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