why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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