I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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