Already got asked if we're dating
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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