she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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