its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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