I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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