when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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