We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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