i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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