You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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