shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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