How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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