apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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