so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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