so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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