found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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