that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize