imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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