you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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