I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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