Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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