Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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