She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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