Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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