waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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